No Rock And Roll Fun

"JESUS WORE THE 'THORNY CROWN' OF AMERICAN PIE": Oh, you thought you could rely on pub quiz staple answer 'Buddy Holly' when the question 'what is American Pie all about, then?' comes up? Tut. How little you know. It's actually a prophecy about America's role in the coming Armageddon, don't you know? So this bloke reckons, anyway. [Via metafilter]