No Rock And Roll Fun

KING RECKONS HE'S BEEN HARD DONE BY: Jonathan King is appealing against his conviction for touching young boys on the grounds of breaches of his human rights. He reckons that there were loads of reasons why his trial wasn't fair - presumably not least of which are he looks a bit like someone who'd do that sort of thing. King watchers might recall that a few weeks ago he tried to suggest his imprisonment was on a par with that woman who had been sent down for murdering her kids when, actually, they had died from natural causes. Right.