Friday, July 18, 2003

OFFICIAL: JENNIFER LOPEZ WAS A LESBIAN: Well, not quite. But the character she's playing in Gigli was meant to be. The original plan would have seen J-Lo being a lesbian at the heart of an action movie; now she's having rumpy with Ben Affleck in a romantic comedy. One day, we're going to infiltrate test screenings with hundreds of our stooges and get them to say "we really feel their should have been more accordion on the soundtrack..."

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