Thursday, July 24, 2003

POPBITCH TWANG or the bits that stretch credibility: Jack White was being orally pleasured by Rene Zellwegger when old ladies smashed into his car, yeah? Then how come his injury was a broken finger, and they didn't have to rush Rene to hospital to remove the penis that would have been lodged in her throat after the jolt that broke Jack's finger? Mind you, it would have helped her with her bid to put on weight for the new Bridget Jones movie. Nice story, but... it doesn't fly.


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