No Rock And Roll Fun

THEY KNOW HOW TO HURT, THOSE BOOTLE KIDS: Eleven year old competition winners taunt Dannii Minogue with Would you like a number one, Dannii? question. Dannii, to her credit, managed to keep her chin up and said it would be "brilliant" (and, presumably, hugely unlikely) rather than punching the girls in their mocking faces. Megan, one of the girls, couldn't contain her excitement: "I've never seen anyone as famous as this, it's amazing." Since there was also Atomic Kitten and Girls Aloud there, this suggests that Megan doesn't get out much.