No Rock And Roll Fun

"WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED ON MY WATCH" SNIFFS SMILEY MILEY: Apparently no end of high-jinks with Radio One's one big sunday this afternoon. A massive powercut knocked the show off the air twice, causing no end of delight to the listeners at home (well, who'd be mourning the loss of Daniel Beddingfeld and Chris Moyles?). When the problem was finally corrected, Chris Moyles picked up the broadcast pretending he was just telling the punchline of a filthy but incredibly hilarious joke. The joke being, of course, that a presenter like Moyles has never knowingly been hilarious while on air.