No Rock And Roll Fun

YOU CAN'T TRUST A THING YOU READ: Ananova says it, so it must be true: 25,000 people had sex at Glastonbury. And they heard it in The Sun, so it must really be true. And The Sun got it from nme. And where did the nme get that figure from? It's own survey. Now, we told the nme we'd had sex on Thursday night at Glastonbury. And we hadn't even gone. The other 24,998 we can't be certain about, but we're assuming that that's equally cod.