No Rock And Roll Fun

DOES MY ARSE LOOK BIG IN THIS?: Buddyhead, which is so excellent you have to read it through a smoked glass screen, reports that Fred Durst is fretting over just how rubbish the new album is turning out sounding, and - splendidly - that he's asking MTV to airbrush his arse down to a more manageable size for the 'Making of' show. The man gets more like Kylie every day. (NB: We have no way of knowing if this story is totally true, but - hey - if Fred wants to show us his arse... oh, hang on... I think... blee...)