No Rock And Roll Fun

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED STRICT FINANCIAL PROBITY AND A BALANCED BUDGET: As Eleanor O asks when she brings the Darkness' fashion shoot for the Telegraph to our attention, "It's not very rock & roll, is it?" More to the point, you'd have to wonder if its very telegraph - we can't see, and hope we never shall - Lord Black of Crossharbour poncing up the street in skintight silver trousers and shirt slashed to the waist. And, really, if the readers need to have it spelled out to them exactly what at Fender Stratocaster is (a type of guitar, your honour) are they really like to be glamming up?