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MORE ON BEN: Our secret source writes again:
Have u eva met him? Honestly hes lovely I thort he wud b big headed but hes not. He went 2 boardin school and got all a's and b's, which, u have 2 say is quite gud!

We're not sure that 'thort' is correct text speak for 'thought', by the way - surely it should be t0 (or t-ought, see). This doesn't really answer our point, though, that he seems a bit, well, vacant. And if he's so smart, what's he doing in A1? Points we shall raise with our correspondent, you can be sure.