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PRE-PRE-PRE-PRODUCTION: Mariah Carey's people are letting it be known they've been approached about her doing her shite warbling for next James Bond movie. Now, how worried must you be about the sliding profile of your 'talent' that you need to try and talk her up by mentioning the vague possibility that they might be involved with a movie which isn't even in pre-production yet and won't be released for two years?

In order to help, here's some other things they might want to run with:
Mariah Carey might be a subject on This Is Your Life, if Channel 5 decide to run with it, at some point.

There's no reason at all that Mariah Carey might wind up playing a gig at Buckingham Palace some day. Ozzy did, didn't he?

Mariah Carey hasn't been ruled out as a person to do the national anthem at the Superbowl in 2009.