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A RIGHT BOBBY-DAZZLER: (Okay, we hate ourselves. It's so obvious to do a bloody David Dickinson headline everytime there's an auction-related story. And it's not needed, is it? We could do something Lovejoy-related, couldn't we? But we never do. We hang our heads in shame).

Anyway... Carly Simon is going to auction off the solution to who, exactly, Warren Beatty is about. Sorry, we meant who 'You're So Vain' is about. The lucky winner (or cash-squitting dupe, as we like to think of them) will have the solution whispered to them on the strict understanding they never tell anyone else. All for charity, of course. We're betting the auction will be won by Warren Beatty, who probably thinks the song is about him anyway.