No Rock And Roll Fun

THIS WON'T BE SHIT, YOU KNOW. IT WON'T BE A BIG, STINKING, ANNOYING VANITY CASE OF A MISBEGOTTEN PROJECT, AN IDEA WHICH APPEALS SOLELY WHEN VIEWED THROUGH A POWERPOINT PRESENTATION CONTAINING PIE CHARTS MARKED 'BRAND EXTENSION' AND 'MARKET SYNERGY MAXIMISATION'. IT WON'T BE SHIT, OH NO, NO NO. WE WOULDN'T ADVISE THAT ANYONE WITH AN AXE OR ACCESS TO BOTTLES AND PETROL TAKE EVERY STEP OPEN TO THEM TO ENSURE THAT IT NEVER HAPPENS: Brittany Murphy wants to be a singer, too.

Oh, and a quick note to the ANI news people? She's not following "actresses Jennifer Lopez and Janet Jackson" into singing careers, you numbskulls. Their passage was in the opposite direction.