No Rock And Roll Fun

AND THEY ALL DRESSED UP IN COMEDY OUTSIZED SUITS: The Problem Drinker reminds us that, as with so many trends, David Byre was doing it years ago - he did a children's book in 1987, when Stay Up Late, the Talking Heads song, got repurposed as a nursery text.

Meanwhile, we notice that Amazon gives the measure of Madonna's English Roses, suggesting it's a perfect partner for the Sarah Ferguson books.