Tuesday, September 09, 2003

CAN'T WAIT: For some reason, the people launching seal's return to active music has been sending us stuff - maybe they believed that we'd died and they could now pour his syrup over our cold, dead body? He's got better hair this time, but oh boy... this is the level of where he's at:

"With this album, the Brit-pop singer takes his place alongside Sting, Bono and Elvis Costello as one of the U.K.'s top contemporary male belters." -Dan Aquilante of The New York Post, September 9, 2003.  

Leaving aside the fact that Bono isn't from the UK and Sting means fuck all... could they have found a press quote to make the prospect seem any less mouth-watering? I mean, even "The CD, left in your house, will attract blowflies as large as small kittens and give off the pungent smell of burning flesh" would have been more of an attraction.

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