Wednesday, September 03, 2003

CRIME? THE ANSWER IS TO BRING BACK THE STRAP: If you are in trouble, and no one else can help you, and you can find them... maybe you can hire Arab Strap. Stacey Sievewright of ver Strap was proceeding in a westerley direction when what the evening Times describes as 'the pop star' came across a couple in distress. The Strapper pounced and chased away three guys who were trying to rob the couple in a Glasgow restaurant, called the police, and then disappeared into the night. Citizens can sleep safely knowing that the indie bands are making the streets safe for us.

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