DARKNESS AT CHRISTMAS: Ah, so how does the Darkness Christmas single fit with the 'are they the new Queen or the new Bon Jovi?' debate? We're not entirely certain, but we think this is the last piece of evidence which proves they are neither. The tight clothes are somewhat sporting; they look back to the 70's as the time they would really have thrived, and now a Special for Christmas? Clearly, The Darkness are actually Record Breakers and Justin is the Roy Castle of our times. The release of Satisfaction can only be a matter of time.