No Rock And Roll Fun

GIRLS UNHEARD: We were prompted by the reports of Girls Aloud being deemed overweight by Louis Walsh to seek out a picture of them, which we were going to mutter about and caption in an arch, supposedly amusing way. However, we got distracted by doing an Images search on Google for the band... you get just nine responses, none of which are the band . (By contrast, Destiny's Child manage an impressive 991 returns - even say, The House of Love manage responses, some of which do spring back with pictures of Guy Chadwick's band.

In fact, you can even pull up more pictures of Louis Walsh than you can of his supposedly Popstarry band. Sort of suggests that it's not the slim possibility that the band might have a couple of extra ounces on them that's the problem they're facing, Louis.