OH, IT JUST GETS WORSE: James Nesbitt - he's recorded a bloody song now. James, of course, is going to be appearing tomorrow in the remake of The Caterbury Tales with Billie Piper, and we guess if we had to choose between either of them releasing singles, it'd be James. (We're not sure we can bring ourselves to watch Canterbury Tales - the trailer has been horrifying us; especially that bit where Billie is going "He thinks I've got something" and pushes her chest out - the effect of which is the same as polishing a coffee spoon; you know what they're going for but the thing is so small it's not worth their effort). He's done Little Ole Wine Drinker Me. Let's just hope he gets John Thompson in for the video.