No Rock And Roll Fun

SIT ON MY LAP AND I'LL TELL YOU A STORY: An email from Emily reminds us that the rock star/children's book trend had an early sign-up with R Kelly, who obviously was too busy shagging minors to actually write a book himself but gave his blessing to I Can Fly, the R Kelly Story, told in rhyme and with the sort of pictures you usually find in books about Jesus. Jesus, of course, also suffered the slings and arrows of a hostile press, so perhaps it's appropriate. Any sightings of The P Diddy Story retold for classroom quiet time very, very welcome, of course...