No Rock And Roll Fun

THEY DID THIS DURING THE WAR, YOU KNOW: Ozzy Osbourne has damaged his foot and been forced to postpone his UK dates. Now, we're not going to suggest this is in any way like the way troops would shoot their own little toes off to get sent away from the front; nor would we speculate he flicked through his daughter's diary to find out what time he'd be forced to move the dates too before she'd be unable to 'support'. We wouldn't do that. No.