YOU COULD BE THE NEW BILLIE PIPER: Remember - as she prepares to launch an "acting career" in the modern dress Canterbury Tales - Billie Evans spun her not especially distinguished period as the Debbie Gibson of the Home Counties out of a Smash Hits advert she appeared in. So, if you take up the nme's offer to appear in its relaunch commercial. We don't know for sure, but we're guessing the ad will feature young people forming a crowd cheering like they were at a rock gig. The camera will pull back, and it'll be NME on the stage. Or perhaps in the front row. That's our guess, anyway.