No Rock And Roll Fun

CRAIG DAVID IS THE NEW KEN CLARKE: Now, we don't have a problem with cigarette advertising ourselves - we really don't think those shit Marlboro ads would have turned anyone on to the wonders of tobaccy; and the idea that thirteen year olds would have been lead astray by Lambert & Butler's Lamber and his Butler campaign is laughable. But what we find incredible is that Craig David was unable to grasp that going to Malaysia to flog cigarettes would end up all over his face. It's the clumsyness, not the act itself...