No Rock And Roll Fun

KYLIE'S ARSE: Kylie Minogue has decided to stop flashing her butt: "The cost to the record company of painstakingly photoshopping out the imperfections in my bottom from every scene of the videos is starting to make me look less cost-effective" ("I'm a 35-year-old woman. I kept everything covered in my video.")

Winningly, though, she's made it clear that just because she's buying slacks now, Christina and Britney don't have to: "There's always competition and it doesn't worry me. They are free to strip down if they want." I'm sure Christina will be pleased she has Kylie's blessing to get her rack out.