Monday, October 06, 2003

A PROMISE KEPT: Some loser from one of those pop shows in a band called - unbelievably - Phixx is "keeping a promise he made" when he left school by taking his new band there to play a music 'gig' (or rock concert). We're curious as to what, exactly, the promise was - "I'll show you, teachers - I'll come back with my bunch of failed game show contestants and force you to pretend to be happy that we're wasting a vital afternoon of education making your pupils sit through our turgid boyband schtick" seems a bit specific. Mind you, No Rock's school's most famous alumnus is Jordan, and as far as we know she's yet to return and do her act at the end of assembly, either.

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