No Rock And Roll Fun

SOME KIND OF A RECORD: Dido's album is, apparently, the fastest selling record since Be Here Now was released. How on earth has that happened? Can that really be right?

The only thing we can assume is that it's like being poisoned by asbestos dust - its so light and fine you don't realise you've put it in your shopping bag, and its only a little while later that you realise there's anything wrong at all. We're suggesting everyone who's been near a record shop in the past week checks their CD racks, just in case they might have picked it up by mistake.