No Rock And Roll Fun

SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM IS A THIEF: Nelly reckons that he's had a million bucks-worth of jewels pinched from his hotel room - which, judging by the chunky, cheap-wannabe-flash shite he wears (do Elizabeth Duke have a Gangsta range yet?) must be all the jewellery he owns, ever, wrapped up in a ten thousand hundred dollar bills. Someone - perhaps the same evil thief - pinched Michell Branch's computer at the same time. Major James Ingram also reports he lost several items from the hotel that night, and has put in insurance claims for seventeen missing ivory cigarette cases, two tonnes of uncut diamonds, the original print of Casablanca and a suitcase "about the size of a hippo" stuffed with tenners.