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2 LEWD: Luther Campbell has kept himself out of jail by pleading guilty to obscenity charges in South Carolina. Campbell, once of the 2 Live Crew, admitted he'd been "aiding and abetting another person to expose body parts in a lewd and lascivious manner" - though we're not sure what that means; how do you help someone get their cock and/or tits out? How difficult can it be? - and got off with a ban on making paid appearances in the State for the next five years. Which should be a fairly simple line for him to walk - we can't imagine there's many venues that want to book a 42 year old man trying to persuade younger, firmer people to expose themselves. Unless there's a place called 'It's Yer Dads' or something.