Thursday, November 13, 2003

AFTER GINGERLY TRYING OUT NEW HOBBY, BRITNEY REPORTS 'FEELS GOOD, NOT GONE BLIND': Yes, Britney, wanking is good, but if you really want all the young girls of the world to masturbate, it might help if you stop filling their heads with images of you being kissed by Madonna. Every time someone's getting to the point, the vision of you getting Madge's toothless slobber over your face pops up, and that's it... gone...

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