Wednesday, November 19, 2003

FOR ONCE, WE'RE SIDING WITH THE ROYALS: Ooh, isn't that Robbie Williams a card, eh? He's told Norway he thinks the British Royal family look like bulldogs. A-ha-ha-ha. Except, of course, they don't look anything like bulldogs, which are pudgy and beady-eyed, whereas the British Royal family have round faces, balding pates and sharp little features. Anne looks a bit like a horse, Charles like a really sad hatchet, Andrew as if Edward Heath had drunk a rejuvenating potion and Edward... well, Edward looks like someone who's perpetually forgotten where he left his umbrella. But leaving all that aside...

bulldog?

... you look as if you might have a bit of Phil Windsor's blood in you, if you know what we mean, Robert.


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