No Rock And Roll Fun

HEY, AT LEAST IT'S NOT A CAPITAL OFFENCE YET: Not even the RIAA has suggested that changing the name of an audio file - perhaps renaming 'Madonna_ray_of_light.mp3' to 'last_great_track_she_did.mp3' should be considered an act of terrorism. The State of Oregon does, though, along with those other hallmarks of those who would overthrow society, buying fags for kids, taping gigs and putting a false label on a videotape (we don't know if Osama Bin Laden has a track record of sticking 'LANDSCAPE MYSTERIES - RIDDLE OF THE SANDS' labels on the tape he's really recorded Creature Comforts on, but surely this is the only explanation?