No Rock And Roll Fun

JUST HOW WOBBLY WOULD YOUR MARRIAGE HAVE TO BE?: Barbara Powell gets advice on being married to a rock & roll star from Sharon Osbourne. (Her husband is Ryan Powell of, um, Left 4 Dead, so you can imagine how worried Barbara must be knowing her husband is playing to sometimes not-quite-empty rooms all over town. What sort of advice is Sharon going to give? "Pump your husband so full of barin-mashing drugs and he won't be able to wander, love. He'll barely be able to walk."