No Rock And Roll Fun

MAYBE SCOTT HASN'T QUITE GOT THE POINT OF CHARACTER WITNESSES: Drugged-up junkoid Scott Weiland wasn't ripped off his tits when he crashed his car and drove off; and we can take the word of, erm, his mate Slash for it: "SLASH called today to correct the record. He said to tell everyone that Scott did have the accident and did attempt to leave, but he was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol." Jesus, we wouldn't take Slash's word for it if he told us what the time was, even if he had the backing of a Mickey Mouse watch and the speaking clock, so we're not sure why having a man whose grasp on reality is about as firm as The Queen's handshake vouch that he wasn't pissed is meant to work - "Scott pissed? He was about as pissed I was..."