No Rock And Roll Fun

THINGS ARE EASIER IN MOMBASA: Mr Lololova and Cocktail have a falling-out over payments for a gig in Malindi. Cocktail pinch Mr Lololova's guitar and hold it hostage. Lololova is now basically fucked and can't make any music until he settles his debt. If that's all it would take to get some British acts to shut up - but what would you take from, say, Atomic Kitten to prevent them from going on stage? Hair gel?