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'TONY, DO YOU LIKE THE DARKNESS?' 'OH, YES - IT'S GREAT STARING INTO BUSH'S EYES': Tony Blair has been told by his 'looking young' focus group that the Darkness are popular. "I like them, me, yes" he claims.

Tony Blair also likes Little Britain and rollerblading and is fond of the KFC Chicken Sizzler. That's except for when he's talking to middle-aged people, when he adores Midsomer Murders, golf and the Pizza Express salad Dressing, or when he's talking to George Bush when he says he really enjoys the noise those big bombs make.