No Rock And Roll Fun

WE CAN HELP YOU: Alex Parks is keen to get home to Cornwall and normality but seems to think she's in some way obliged to live in Notting Hill and make some records instead. "I want something for me" she keens, "and that's Cornwall." Not the rent-paid flat in one of the most expensive cities for a year, or the BMW, or the piles of cash or the recording contract - none of these things, you understand, are for her.

Alex, here's the thing - get yourself down to the station; there's a direct train to Truro at 15.33 this afternoon. We'll even Western Union you some cash if you need help with the ticket. I'm sure someone will send your things on.