No Rock And Roll Fun

AND THIS IS NEWS?: We're not entirely sure why any journalist thinks 'Ozzy was wiped out on pills during The Osbournes' is a news story - what next? 'Kelly an untalented hanger on?' 'Sharon's talk show not very good'?

Of course, the genuine news is that Ozzy has had major surgery after a quad-bike accident at their actual Buckinghamshire home. Sheesh, the lengths people will go to in order to avoid having to do a promotional tour with their daughter. When it's Kelly. Apart from the pain and serious injuries, Ozzy is probably going to be embarrassed at being caught out playing with a child's toy.

It is good news for Bert McCracken, though - apparently he was going to get all beaty-up on him for dumping Kelly. Kelly thought it was odd that Ozzy should be so violent about this, but we're guessing he was pissed off that Bert hadn't whisked you off out of the house, Kelly.