No Rock And Roll Fun

"BUT MR. WILLIAMS, WE DON'T OWN A WOODEN PLANE": First signs of Robbie Williams developing a Hughes Complex to go with his huge ego, as he insists on toilet seat covers on his Australian tour to avoid "germs." We're sending him a whole bunch of face masks for Christmas, and a card with the words of Reggie Perrin - "I think Howard Hughes was rather too trusting using toilet paper to walk on..."