No Rock And Roll Fun

CHINESE ROCK STARS UNABLE TO PULL A HAMILTON: In Britain last week, the oily Hamilton couple scored a rare victory over the legal system when they escaped a fine for speeding because they claimed they "couldn't remember" which one was driving at the time. Yes, Neil Hamilton used to have the cheek to make legislation to control all our lives and yet the pair are now so beyond the pale they're happy to jerk themselves at the court system rather than admit their mistake and pay up. Let's hope justice catches up with them in the way it has with Hong Kong pop start Nicholas Tse, who's just had his appeal rejected - he'd been convicted of conspiring to pervert the court of justice by getting someone else to stand in for him following a car crash. Tse is going to have to do 240 hours community service to make ammends.