No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S A MYSTERY: Toyah's image was already pretty tarnished by her Nimbyish Daily Mail style campaign against having refugees near her house, and now she's gone and made it worse. Last night's Little Friends on Channel 4 (which is basically Chris Morris style interviews done by children) saw the former Punkette chatting away to a kid believing she was there as a participant for a programme about Christianity. The child asks her something along the lines of "Since heaven is so great, if you're having a bad day would it be a good idea to kill yourself?" and Toyah, without missing a beat or dropping the slightly patronising, sing-song voice she'd been talking down to the interviewer with all the way through, simpers "Oh, no, because if you commit suicide you go to hell anyway." Cheers, Toyah.
Toyah is appearing in Snow White at the Canterbury Marlow Theatre.