No Rock And Roll Fun

POP STARS IN REDUCED CIRCUMSTANCES: You have to wonder what sort of "work commitments" would have lead Hannah Spearritt to cancel a charity date at the Vauxhall Holiday Park in Yarmouth. After all, if your diary is so empty you're accepting engagements at a caravan park, presumably the sort of thing that would keep you away would be the chance of an extra shift at Burger King, or maybe your mate Frank needing someone to make sure nobody pinches his cap while he's doing Streets of London at the entrance to Baker Street Tube.

Perhaps the saddest thing about the story is the Eastern Daily Press worrying about the disappointed fans - some of whom were coming from "as far away as Essex."