No Rock And Roll Fun

REFORMED PIXIES TO OPEN FOR BOWIE: - except they're not

REFORMED PIXIES TO OPEN FOR RADIOHEAD: - except they're not

REFORMED PIXIES TO OPEN FOR RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS: - except they're not

REFORMED PIXIES TO PLAY EUROROCKNEES FESTIVAL:: - except they're not

REFORMED PIXIES TO PLAY WITNESS FESTIVAL: - except they're not

REFORMED PIXIES TO PLAY COACHELLA FESTIVAL: - except they're not.
Amongst other events the Pixies won't be playing are: Cyndamarie and Nigel's moving-back-to-the-States barbecue; the Nottingham Goose Fair; support slot for Liquid Greek and the landing of Beagle2 on Mars on Christmas Day. We're starting more and more to believe that it ain't never gonna happen - until then believe none of what you hear, and less of what you read