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YOU'RE INVESTIGATING?: We're sure they're not; they surely wouldn't; only a bunch of half wits with nothing better to do would... oh, they are: the Feds are investigating if Eminem should be prosecuted for the line "(Fuck) money, I don't rap for dead presidents. I'd rather see the president dead" in a rap which has popped up online somewhere.

To save the FBI some time and money, we can demonstrate beyond reasonable doubt that he doesn't mean this bit:

"I'd rather see the president dead"

Because he sure as hell is lying his cash-drenched ass off when he says this bit:

"Fuck money, I don't rap for dead presidents."

You'd be more likely to see Eminem doing a freebie down the Marsh Lane Community Centre than you would him taking a pot-shot at Bush. And that ain't ever gonna happen.