Friday, January 23, 2004

CAN HE DO NOTHING SIMPLY?: There's now a lot of confusion over the plans to flog Michael Jackson's car, because the auction house is getting mixed messages from the crumbly-nosed one's management over if they're actually selling or not. (You may surmise the helpful influence of his new Nation of Islam chums can be discerned here, we couldn't say). The car on its own is worth GBP80,000, but "added features and its previous owner" could bring the value up to GBP275 000. More, if careful DNA sampling of the stains on the back seat pay off.

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