No Rock And Roll Fun

GRAMMY DATE FOR BOXER JACK: Boxer Jack and Miss Meg are going to play at the Grammys. The White Stripes will be lining up to play to a room full of balding fat guys who are scared of the internet alongside Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake, assuming Jack doesn't start punching the crap out of the bouncers on the way in. We recommend the nme.com article about this to you for the sweet way they try to pretend that winning the writer's poll for best album in the NME would make the Grammy seem like a lesser accoldade by comparison.