No Rock And Roll Fun

IT'S NOT FUN TO MOCK THE AFFLICTED: We like Wayne Coyne as much as you can imagine, but we have to wag our finger and say "Not fair, young man" when he says "I think everybody is wondering what's up with Jack white's mustache. He has this weird little John Waters thing going on right now, and I just want to go on the record saying that I think it looks marvelous." It would be kinder, on this occasion, to tell Jack White the truth, don't you think?