No Rock And Roll Fun

THE LAMA CHARMERS: Paul Simon is off to see the Dalai Lama, doubtless to give the Tibetan spiritual leader a chance to chat with him about his divorce. He joins a list including Richard Gere, Sarah Ferguson, Steven Seagal and Goldie Hawn. You have to wonder if these visitors aren't actually all being sponsored by the Chinese government in a bid to persuade the DL to go back to Tibet as quickly as possible.