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MADONNA IN COURT: A court date has been set for the compensation claim against Madonna and Guy Ritchie being brought by Vincent 'not the one off Law & Order' D'Onofrio who claims it was his idea to make the remake of Swept Away. We're not sure if it was our idea we'd be wanting to share in the blame, ourselves; it also makes us wonder to what extent pointing at someone else's movie and saying "let's make that again" can really be considered an "idea" in any sense of the word at all. D'onofrio's attorney is seeking USD10 million in damages, although surely it should be an attempt to share in some of the movie's enormous losses?