No Rock And Roll Fun

A NICE LITTLE HOUSEWIFE WOULD GIVE ME A STEADY LIFE/ AND WON'T KEEP GOING OFF THE RAILS: Simon Cowell describes Madonna as looking like a housewife. Obviously, when one is a devastatingly handsome as Mr. Cowell, one can feel free to dismiss Madonna in such terms. But to criticise her for losing her looks is just odd - she's lost the knack of making catchy tunes, she's lost the plot, we'd not be surprised if she's lost her spectacles, but her looks? Of course she still looks great.