No Rock And Roll Fun

ONE ARMED BANDIT: We've always been worried by the health and safety implications of the Liverpool Royal Court, although they've filled in the orchestra pit that used to be at the front, haven't they? However, they've not made it safe enough for everyone - Ryan Adams has plunged from the stage and broken his arm. It's not known if that's going to have buggered the tour schedule up for him, but it's certainly going to have put a crinkle in his masturbation plans for the next few weeks.